THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It is another Monday and today is supposed to
be a doozy, according to the weather man. Here in
beautiful West Michigan, he says that Winter Storm
Luna will hit us at approximately 2am with a wonderful
mix of snow and freezing rain. So far, at the time of this
writing (about midnite Monday nite) it is rather balmy, and
about 32 degrees and quite still and pleasant outside.
Makes no difference, I have not much planned today, other than
to take the car in to the body shop to repair the damage
that was done when that jerk who sideswiped us . (and to find
the nearest McDonalds to kick back with a senior coffee and
read the novel I am currently engrossed in) Fortunately,
State Farm covered the entire cost for the body work. And while they would not
pay for a rental, the dealer said they would provide a loaner.
Pity the poor kid tho, 500$ fine for no insurance. And State Farm
will go after him. If he doesn't pay up in subrogation or whatever
they call it, he will face loss of driving priviledges, and
even possible jail time.
If you are a typically employed American workaday blue collar type,
you probably have gotten your w2 form and are now considering your options
of tax filing. These days, with computer programs and such, the need of
an accountant seems to be less and less accute. Remember back in the day when
you asked for those rapid refund thingies to get your money back quicker
so you could be broke faster? Almost ridiculous now with e file, where
your electronic refund is back within a week or two. I have always used a program
called Taxslayer to file, much more efficient and less expensive than turbotax.
Altho these days, you may want to consider the options on the website
of the IRS. They have all of the forms there, (and all fillable on line ) and if you are
even minimally skilled at mathmatics, it makes filing a wiz comared to
"back in the day." Unfortunately for me, with lots of SSDI payments and
self employment earnings in the family, I will end up owing money and not
getting any back. But uncle sam is usually pretty good to working class
families with kids handing out "earned income credit".
Here is hoping he is good to you this year,
Watch out and drive safe on those roads,
and also have a great Monday!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a pessimist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z791.html
greeting cards
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drag racing
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If I could see
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enough
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z795.html
how to
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I'll love you forever
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z797.html
photoshop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z798.html
bitter homes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z799.html
office upgrade
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z800.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Josh Turner performs "Long Black Train" at the Grand Ole Opry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2832.html
Malaysia - Travel Video
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2833.html
funny crazy cats
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2834.html
Wrong Side Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2835.html
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There was this blonde who just got sick and tired
of all the blonde jokes she'd hear at the office.
So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a Dumb Blonde joke.
She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,
"I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes.
I want you to know that this blonde went home last night
and did something probably none of you could do...
I memorized all the state capitals."
One of the guys said "I don't believe you."
She said, "It's true. Just test me!"
"Okay. What is the capital of Alaska," he asked?
"A" she answered.
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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.
Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly,
points at his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
The other hooks his thumb behind him and says,
"Dog doo, 20 feet back."
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An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following:
"Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you
show on page 438, and if it's any good,
I'll send you a check."
In a short time he received the following reply: "Please send check.
If it's any good, we'll send the engine."
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FUN PAGES
Phone Number Translator
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Addicting Obechi Game
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Sift Heads 5 Hacked
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Naked Female Body Fruit
http://tinyurl.com/a95l5cd
Eye Kitty Cat Weed
http://tinyurl.com/arar6ut
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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