Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A mother and daughter are shopping in the mall,
when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.
"This year," she says, "I think that I will buy
my present instead of making you and Dad shop for me."
The daughter nods in agreement.
"And I think this fur coat would be perfect too."
The daughter protests, "But Mom, some helpless, poor,
dumb creature has to suffer so that you can have this."
"Don't worry, honey," says the mother. "Your
father won't get the bill for a couple of weeks."
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In order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or
members of your family may have contracted the Swine Flu Virus,
you should be aware of the symptoms associated with this disease.
1. Sore throat.
2. Slight headache.
3. Moderate to high temperature.
4. Nausea or upset stomach.
5. An uncontrollable urge to have sex in the mud.
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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads
for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence, she finally speaks. "Honey, I've
been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time you
quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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