The Postman's Corner
Life is like a coin. You can spend it
any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
Lillian Dickson
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Honesty. have you ever asked yourself if you
are truly honest? Most people, after a short
reflection, will admit that there is at least something
they have fibbed about to another person. at least
just a little. My pappy was terribly fond of saying
"You know, I never lie, but I have been known to
prevaricate on occasion." So, we say, well, I did not
lie, I just did not tell the whole truth. Some folks may
fib or lie more so than others. And you know the real reason
for such lies, or telling half truths? Mankind does it for
one main reason: they fear rejection from other people.
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a branch bank manager"
"(in truth maybe just a janitor)"
And so the stories go.
But the next time you consider telling a lie? Remember this:
is it better to be liked by that person? or to be honest with yourself?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
on one hand
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women and cell phones
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6,9
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relaxing at the dentists office
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guide dog
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hi honey
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I forgot to tell you...
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what should I do
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the holiday turkey
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the right to remain silent
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
only you
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whiskas
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now THAT takes some talent!
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audible atm machine
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Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle
of the night next to some chick who was snoring and
farting, so I knew I made it home OK!
The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for
making a sex movie last night, and all I did was
suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next shit could spell disaster.
My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them.
It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last
night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me
and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself,
I started to feel a lot better.
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A strained voice called out through the darkened theater,
"Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men
stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her
daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors
single and interested in a date with a good, Jewish girl?"
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A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house,
and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman
explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was
lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. " Oy Morris ",
said grandma, " You've been going to that park for over 30 years!
So how could you get lost ? " Leaning close to grandma, so that
the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered,
"I wasn't lost.....I was just too tired to walk home."
FUN PAGES
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Real Purple Haze Buds
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Naked Female Body Fruit
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Plazma Burst 2 Hacked
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How Many People Have Your Name?
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Banepa Bardibas Highway Nepal
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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