THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
In the end, we will remember not the words of
our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the
White House. It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope
& Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster,
a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a "Tax the Rich' poster,
an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps,
a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my
grandchildren, and a machine to blow a lot of
smoke. All directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
in the bathroom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z611.html
the Amish
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z612.html
the mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z613.html
by pass
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z614.html
team work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z615.html
reasons to smile
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z616.html
an accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z617.html
what is it with men
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z618.html
the philosophy of Bart Simpson
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z619.html
not to worry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z620.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Archie Bunker on Gun Control
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2766.html
racism excersize
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2767.html
Viagra
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2768.html
get the most
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2769.html
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My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer)
could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted
to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist
and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady went to the chemist and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to
use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs,
don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.
If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."
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The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for
cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went
around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming
itself in the spring sunshine.
The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the
snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot -
I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give
you any three wishes you want."
The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out
of the snake's striking range. He said, "Okay, first, I'd like to
have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold
Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this
here horse I'm riding."
The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk
house you'll have all three wishes." The cowboy turned his horse
around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house.
He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror.
Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable.
He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling
muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, he
tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted,
"Oh my God, I was riding the mare!"
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One winter morning during breakfast, a husband and wife
in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio. They heard
the announcer say, "We are going to have eight to ten inches of
snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of
the street so that the snowplows can get through."
So, the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later, while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street
so that the snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again..
The next week, they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park..."
Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset
and with a worried look on her face, she said, "Honey, I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park
on so that the snowplows can get through?"
With love and understanding in his voice, the husband replies.
"why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."
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FUN PAGES
Don't Poke My Cat
http://tinyurl.com/a9n9dzy
Dream Palace Sibenik Croatia
http://tinyurl.com/bzrtcjv
City Siege Hacked
http://tinyurl.com/acyjmb8
A Dog's Best Day
http://tinyurl.com/aytuoc9
Ocean In Out Painting
http://tinyurl.com/a7f5u6a
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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