THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
I bet living in a nudist colony
takes all the fun out of Halloween
GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
Happy Halloween to everyone!
We do hope you enjoy our Halloween special issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
wicked witch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y001.html
a trick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y002.html
pumpkins
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y003.html
aren't you sweet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y004.html
how I feel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y005.html
you look great
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y006.html
flying lesson
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y007.html
afraid of ghosts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y008.html
boo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y009.html
the halloween party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Dr Seuss - Halloween is Grinch Night
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2457.html
Monster Mash - Muppets Google Doodle sing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2458.html
Scooby Doo Halloween
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2459.html
Original GhostBusters Theme Song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2460.html
Why pumpkins are better than men
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you
with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another
face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to
begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to
be.
10 Least Popular Halloween Candies
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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and
the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was
just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband
to come to the door. The woman say to the child,
"Go ahead honey say it just one more time."
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"
The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just
the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl,
shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.
The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says,
"Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking cookies!"
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On the first day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the second day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the third day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK- OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the fourth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the fifth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
5 SCAREY SPOOKS! 4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS;
2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the sixth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
6 GOBLINS GOBBLING; 5 SCAREY SPOOKS! 4 SKELETONS;
3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the seventh day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
7 PUMPKINS GLOWING; 6 GOBLINS GOBBLING; 5 SCAREY SPOOKS!
4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK-OR- TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the eighth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
8 MONSTERS SHRIEKING; 7 PUMPKINS GLOWING; 6 GOBLINS GOBBLING;
5 SCAREY SPOOKS! 4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the ninth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
9 GHOSTS A--BOOING; 8 MONSTERS SHRIEKING; 7 PUMPKINS GLOWING;
6 GOBLINS GOBBLING; 5 SCAREY SPOOKS! 4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS;
2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the tenth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
10 GHOULS A-GROANING; 9 GHOSTS A--BOOING; 8 MONSTERS SHRIEKING;
7 PUMPKINS GLOWING; 6 GOBLINS GOBBLING; 5 SCAREY SPOOKS!
4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the eleventh day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
11 MASKS A-LEERING; 10 GHOULS A-GROANING; 9 GHOSTS A--BOOING;
8 MONSTERS SHRIEKING; 7 PUMPKINS GLOWING; 6 GOBLINS GOBBLING;
5 SCAREY SPOOKS! 4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the twelfth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
12 BATS A-FLYING. 11 MASKS A-LEERING; 10 GHOULS A-GROANING;
9 GHOSTS A--BOOING; 8 MONSTERS SHRIEKING; 7 PUMPKINS GLOWING;
6 GOBLINS GOBBLING; 5 SCAREY SPOOKS! 4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS;
2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a happy halloween!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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