Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Tom: I went for my routine checkup today.
Tim: Is everything okay?
Tom: Everything seemed to be going all right,
but then he stuck his finger up my ass.
Tim: Well, that's a normal procedure.
Tom: So you don't think I should change dentists, then?
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A 10-year-old boy was walking down the sidewalk dragging
a flattened frog on a string behind him.
He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what
he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside.
I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do.'
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in,
she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked,
'Do any of the girls have any diseases?'
Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, 'I heard all the
men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!'
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog,
paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl
in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'
He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter.
After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because
she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught.
When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home.
On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom
will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will
deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease.
...and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!'
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A man walks into a bar after a long ride on his horse.
He walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
When he gets his beer, he starts eying this beautiful lady in the corner.
Just as he turns back, a monkey runs up to the beer, dunks his balls in the beer, and runs off.
Agitated, the man says to the bartender,
"I can't drink this now! Give me another beer!"
So, the bartender brings him another beer. Before the man could do
anything about it, the monkey ran back over, dunked his balls
in the beer and ran off before the man could grab him.
Even more angry, the man says, "I can't drink this now. Bring me another beer!"
He gets another beer and guards it with his life.
The monkey sneaks up behind him, knocks the stool out from
underneath the man, hops up onto the bar and dunks his balls in the beer.
Now the man is thoroughly pissed. He grabs the bartender and
says, "Man, I've had it. Who's stupid monkey is this anyway?"
The bartender replied, "It belongs to the piano player."
The man walks over to the piano player and says, "Excuse me,
do you know your monkey is dunking his balls in my beer?"
To this the piano player replies, "No, I sure
don't, but if you hum a few notes, I'll fake it."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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