THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
-Jack Benny
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
whatever happened to Captain Kirk
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my son
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unorthodox
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your biggest problem
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ain't what you think
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distractions
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smart car
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Captain wingman
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psychiatric
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speaking personally
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Banned Commercials - Flavored Condoms
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Mad TV: Wals-Mart
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Shopping Cart Car Crash Prank
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Sexy Boobs Photo Prank
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An elderly male called 911 and reported, woman over
here doing some yard work in one of those thong bikinis."
"Sir," said an exasperated dispatcher,
"911 is an emergency number.
What do you expect the police to do about a
woman in a thong bikini?"
"Nothing," the guy said, "But if she keeps bending over the
way she's been doing, I will be having a heart attack
within the next 10 minutes,
so I just wanted to alert you to sending an ambulance for me."
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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to
find their car has been stolen.
They go to the police station to make a full report.Then, a
detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any
vidence can be found at the scene of the crime.
To their amazement, the car has been returned.
There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology
and two tickets to a music concert.
The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was
having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to
the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two
tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks,
the country-and-western music star"
Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the
concert and return home late.
They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have
been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic.
And, there is a note on the door reading,
"Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly
born kid through college somehow, don't I"?
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THE BEER PRAYER
Our Lager
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
I will be drunk
At home as I am in the tavern,
Give us this day our foaming head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive them who spill against us,
And lead us not into alcoholism,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen
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All I Need To Learn About Life I Learned From The Easter Bunny
- Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
- There's no such thing as too much candy.
- All work and no play can make you a basket case.
- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
FUN PAGES
Happy Hanukkah?
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Happily Married Couples
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You Can't Beat Our Meat
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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