THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Our thots and prayers are with
the folks on the eastern seaboard today
who are dealing with the adversities of
hurricane Sandy
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
history repeats itself
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x211.html
shoot me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x212.html
shoplifter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x213.html
nothing to show for it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x214.html
call in sick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x215.html
special delivery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x216.html
eatting it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x217.html
the widows
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x218.html
will you miss me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x219.html
who cares
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x220.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Can she be THAT stupid?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2453.html
Celtic Woman - Shenandoah
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2454.html
Stranded Sexy Topless Bikini Girl Shark Attack Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2455.html
Of Mice And Women - Scary Mouse Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2456.html
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a
life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long
time to be barking. How about only ten years and
I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a twenty -year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's
a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support
the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
And God agreed again...
On the fourth day, God created man and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life .
For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it..'
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit
on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
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Little Johnny was watching T.V. and he heard people talking
about politics. So he asked his dad "what are politics?"
The dad says, "Johnny, let me tell you what politics are in my
own words. Since I am the breadwinner of the family I am the capital.
Since mommy deals with all the bills and taxes she is the government.
Nanny is the working class since she takes care of you, you are
the people and Danny (little brother) is the future."
Then Johnny goes off and that night he hears Danny crying.
So he goes in the room and notices that he pooped in his pants.
Then he goes to his mom's room and she is ignoring him and
telling him to go back to bed. So then he goes to the nanny's
room and finds his dad screwing her, so he leaves them alone
and just forgets about Danny's poop in his pants.
The next morning Johnny tells his dad what politics are in his
own words. "Daddy, Daddy, I understand completely what politics
are now. When the government is ignoring the people,
the Capitol is screwing the working class and the future
is in deep shit.
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A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently
three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building.
He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches
her and asks, "Why did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?"
The blond answers in a very weak voice, "We wanted to try
out our new maxi-pads, with wings..."
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John and Jill were about to go into his apartment and before
he could open his door,Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can
tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."
John says, "Well, give me some examples."
Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy
shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that
means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me.
"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to
find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."
Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"
John proceeds to say, "Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock."
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FUN PAGES
Strange Way To Die
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43576&s=n
Eating The Evidence
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43597&s=n
Perfect Man Meeting
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43589&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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