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A Love Story. kinda Brings a Tear to your eye!
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the
mall was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see
her husband was nowhere around.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.
Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask
him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry
store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that
diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would
get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said,
"Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
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Bob gets a call from his doctor with the results of
his blood test.
"I've got bad news and worse news," says the doctor.
"The bad news is that you've only got 24 hours to live."
"Oh no!" says Bob. "That's terrible, how can it
get any worse than that?"
"I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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A man with a worried look on his face ran into
a clinic and asked the doctor if he knew a way
to stop the hiccups. Without any warning, the
doctor slapped him in the face. Amazed and angry,
the young man demanded the doctor explain his
unusual behavior. "Well," said the doctor,
"You don't have the hiccups now, do you?"
"No," answered the young man, but my
wife out in the car still does!"
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A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital
and asked to see the "upturn."
"I think, you mean the 'intern,' don't you?"
asked the nurse on duty. "Yes," said the girl.
"I want to have a 'contamination.'"
"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."
To which the girl replied: "Upturn, intern;
contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity....
What's the difference?
All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months,
and I think I'm stagnant."
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THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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