THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Just in case you had not noticed, I added
a new feature to the program of the Corner.
That's kindof unique, because I ain't exactly
got a lot of new ideas these days. If I find a way to
do something, I just keep doing it. Keeping
up the status quo is usually pretty good. Anywho,
on the website pages, left hand side up towards
the top, just a little ways down. U might notice
it says....drumroll...."See more great cartoons here."
In big red letters. So, If you want to see more toons,
these will be changed daily, and you can check out
a few more laffs! or, if you got enough laffs, you can
just skip it:)
But check it out, I think u will like them!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
took forever
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x161.html
bayonettes and horses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x162.html
stop the debate
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x163.html
bitch craft
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x164.html
a growing demand
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x165.html
as we get older
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x166.html
good girls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x167.html
tastes like chicken
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x168.html
leet me do it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x169.html
lottery winners
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x170.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Johnny Paycheck & Merle Haggard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2436.html
America's Got Talent breast lady
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2437.html
Best Beer Ad Ever
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2438.html
Mustang "Dreamer" commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2439.html
"If women have excessive belly fat, saggy boobs,
and a muffin-top, it can be fatal.
Especially if you mention it to her."
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Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one
compound and never left the house for 5 years.
It is now believed he called the Navy Seals himself.
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A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing
and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from
the White House that included Obama. Obama quickly stepped
forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said,
"I'm President Obama and I hope you'll vote for me this November."
She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"
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The voluptuous redhead was walking down a dimly lit
street when a man jumped out of the bushes.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
"I d-don't have any," she managed to reply.
"Give me your money or I'll search you!" he threatened.
She repeated that she didn't have any, and then gasped
as he made a tentative search.
"You'd better give me your money now," he said menacingly,
"or I'm going to really search you!"
"But I don't have any!" she protested, almost in tears.
So he really searched her.
"I guess you were on the level," he finally muttered angrily.
"You don't have any money on you."
"For heaven's sake," she wailed, "don't stop now. I'll write you a check."
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Seven retired Italian Floridian fellows were playing poker in the
condo clubhouse when Guido loses $500 on a singlehand,
clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade,the other
five continue playing, but standing up.
At the end of the game, Giovanni looks around and asks,
"So, who's gonna' tell his wife?" They cut the cards. Pasquale
picks the low card and has to carry the news. They tell him to
be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me!"
So, Pasquale goes over to the Guido's condo and knocks on the door.
The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants? Pasquale declares:
"Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Pasquale.
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FUN PAGES
Make My Friends Fat
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43586&s=n
Michael Jackson Jokes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43073&s=n
American Pie Copycat
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43592&s=n
The Reasoning Test
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42056&s=n
God in the Classroom
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43504&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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