THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Do not condemn the judgement of another because
it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
Dandemis
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
welcome
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4 times
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in the dining room
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good night kids
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government employee
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a great idea
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porn films
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I like men
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playing a flute
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your deorator
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Lumber jack song
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A bunch of funny signs!!!!!
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Popcorn Cellphone Trick Really Works!
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The Homosexual Menace
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Howard Stern Exposes Obama Supporters 2012
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2387.html
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day.
It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they
came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they
removed all their clothes and jumped in the water for some skinny-dipping.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while
enjoying their newfound "freedom." As they were crossing an open
area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest
covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the
minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather
than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about YOU two,
but in MY congregation, it's my face, not my manhood, they would've recognized."
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A blonde's dog goes missing and she is frantic. Her husband says
"Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
She does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.
"Here boy!" she replies.
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A guy walked into the doctor's office for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.
"I'll need the information for the doctor."
"It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have
a very large and almost constant erection."
"Well, the doctor is very busy today," the receptionist cooed,
"but maybe I can squeeze you in."
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A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him
a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The
new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "yes, I can put
you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his
hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells,
"You swine, you gave me a woman's ears." "Well, an ear is an ear, it
makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's." "You're wrong,
I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!
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The missus asked if she pleased me in bed?
I said, "Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth."
"What trick?" she asked?
"The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep!"
FUN PAGES
New Lawyer Joke
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Wrong Turn in the Dark
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Water Makes Them Bigger
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Think Your Job Stinks?
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Nun Surfing The Net
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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