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The Postman's Corner

Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Well, I've always heard about all these so called onilne scams.
But I never thought I would be the victim of one.
This one is a Ebay scam. I answered an add for one of them penis
enlargement thingies? so, I sent them fifty bux, right? They
sent me a "kit" I opened the box when it arrived. It contained
a magifying glass. oh, and there were instructions...
They said "Do not use in direct sunlight"
I just thought I should warn all you guys about it.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE COMICS

mama
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x171.html

on the bus
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I wish
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you always said
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magic of the internet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x175.html

the calendar says
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come bail me out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x177.html

a real bad ass
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let me know
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afterwards
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Ohio State Marching Band is "Out of this World"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2440.html

Crack Police
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2441.html

Happy TrickOween!!! ***Deputy Dawg***
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Casper the Friendly Ghost : Deep Boo Sea
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2443.html

Walt Disney - Fantasia - Mickey The Sorcerer's Apprentice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2444.html

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Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when
Fred announces that he's going to divorce his wife.
"Good grief" says Jim, "You and Sue are the happiest couple
I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a
lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?"
"Well" replies Fred, "Truth be known I'm just bored with pokin'
the same hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankerin' for a bit of variety."
Jim: "Well if you want variety, why don't you just,
you know, turn her over every now and again?"
Fred: "What - and have a house full of kids???"
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During my recent physical examination, the doctor asked me about my physical
activity level.  I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon,
I took a five hour walk about 7 Km. through some pretty rough terrain.  I waded
along the edge of a lake.  I pushed my way through brambles.  I got sand in my
shoes, eyes and hair.  I avoided standing on a snake.  I climbed several rocky hills.
And I took a few leaks behind some big trees.  The mental stress of it all left
me shattered.  At the end of it all I drank eight beers."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"Actually, I'm not," I replied.  "I'm just a lousy golfer."
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Two miners struck pay dirt with their latest claim but
began arguing over who should get what part of the treasure.
Finally, the first miner asked, "Do you want the silver or the gold?"
The second miner shrugged his shoulders and answered, "I don't care, either ore."
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I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's
interested in, she said: Cheque books.

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one
full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

  
A Blonde enters kitchen, opens sugar container,
looks inside and closes it.She does this again and again.
Why?
Because her Doctor told her to check sugar level regularly!
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FUn PAGES

Ronald Reads Playboy
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Pleasing A Woman
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Wrong Turn in the Dark
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43498&s=n

Top Ten Road Signs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43621&s=n

Out of the Mouths of Children
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43507&s=n

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

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