The Postman's Corner!
Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires
every citizen to prove they are insured...
but not everyone must prove they are a citizen
Ben Stein
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
you jiggle
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perk up
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experience
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when your drunk
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the chief
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remember to brush
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its the booze
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little girl
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jump start
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nature trail hazard
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Jay Thomas on Letterman.2009.12.23 - The 'Lone Ranger' Story
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The blackfly song
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Skid Marks Ain't Sexy
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Girls Don't Ever Fart?!
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NEWEST People Of Walmart Photo
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Reagan Vs. Obama - Social Economics 101
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Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
They undress and step into the showers before they
realize there is no soap.Father John says he has soap
in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is
halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way..
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and
freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
Startled, he drops a bar of soap..
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood (the thing).
Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and
three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells...
"Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND WASH TOO!"
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Driving through thick coastal fog, Bob can hardly see more
than a few yards ahead, so he decides to stay as close as
he can to the car in front.
All of a sudden, the car in front brakes abruptly and
Bob smashes into it. He gets out and shouts into the fog,
"What the FUCK did you brake for?"
"What the FUCK are you doing in my garage?"
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My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the
seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was
out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before
she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the
shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized
that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally,
in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet
around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to
free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).
Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well,
Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."
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Think Before You Speak
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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