The Postman'S Corner
Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is always right, and the other is a husband.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
what?
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blowme
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last longer
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the problem
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the pope dies
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wanta
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drinking a lotta wine
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nudist camp
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just wondering
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a double
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Burger King Commercial Banned in New Zealand
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The doll's head
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The most Delicious way to win!
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FARTING WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRAPPED IN A CAR!
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A man went to have a tooth pulled, and the dentist said,
"I will need to give you an anesthetic."
The man said, "No, I don't need anything. Just pull the tooth."
The dentist said, "You won't be able to withstand the pain!"
The man said, "I have been through excruciating pain
twice in my life. Just pull the tooth."
The dentist pulled the tooth, and the man didn't even flinch.
The dentist said, "If pain experience left you with that pain
tolerance, I would like to know about it."
The man said, "I went on a hunting trip with three other men,
and we stayed in a cabin. We hunted Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday,
and when Thursday came, all were tired but me...so I went out by myself.
When I got about four miles from the cabin, on snow-covered ground,
I realized I had to 'do my business.' Knowing I couldn't make it
back to the cabin, I decided to go right there. I tucked behind a
tree and dropped my pants and squatted down to go. I didn't see the
trap under the snow cover, and when I squatted, my balls dropped
in the trap and tripped it, and it slammed shut on them."
The dentist said, "Wow! If that was the first time,
when was the second experience?"
"When I ran out of chain on the trap."
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Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a
test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I
would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system
recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to
logon. I would look up their password and unlock the system for
them and they would go on their merry way.
One day I received a call from a young lady who was in just such a
predicament. I looked up her password and informed her that it was
'DOME' and, just to be playful, told her the price for me being
gracious enough to unlock her sign-on was an explanation of the meaning
of her password. She became very embarrassed over the phone and
pleaded that she could never reveal her secret.
I, of course, replied that I would not give her system access until
she did. After negotiating for several minutes she finally acquiesced
but made me promise to never reveal her password meaning to any of her colleagues to which I gladly agreed.
"Well, what does it mean?" I asked.
She hesitated and then replied, "It's two words."
There was pregnant pause. I unlocked her system and simply said, "Have a nice day."
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A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a
sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to
the bar and orders three more.The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if
you bought one at a time."The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two
brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our
home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days
when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice
and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the
bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to
offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and
I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
"Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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FUN PAGES
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The Woman He Feels
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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