THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Speak when you are angry--and you will
make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Laurence J. Peter
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
From: The investigative reports bureau of
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
brining you a summary of the debate...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
no mother
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w091.html
before sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w092.html
the answer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w093.html
I'm pooped
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w094.html
misunderstood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w095.html
I don't care
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w096.html
old fashioned
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w097.html
private beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w098.html
thrilled
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w099.html
stand up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w100.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
beer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2352.html
bad news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2353.html
leave the toilet seat up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2354.html
into the pool.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2355.html
A chicken & an egg are lying in bed. The chicken
happily smokes while the egg looks a bit pissed off.
The egg mutters "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"
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An Arab walked into a very crowded bar and was about to order
a drink when he saw a guy wearing a Jewish cap (yarmulke), a
prayer shawl (tzitzis), and sporting the traditional locks of hair
of a Jew.
The Arab told the bartender, loud enough for all to hear that,
he was buying everyone a drink except the Jewish fellow.
After the drinks were handed out, the Jew gave the Arab a big
smile, waved at him, then said, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.
This infuriated the Arab. Once again, the Arab loudly ordered
drinks for everyone - except the Jew. But as before, this did not
seem to bother the Jewish guy, who once again smiled, waved at
the Arab, and loudly yelled "Thank you!"
The Arab asked the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with
that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the
bar but him and all the silly bugger did was to smile and thank me.
Is he nuts?
"Nope," replied the bartender. "He owns the place!"
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Female rules
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES,
she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a
flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize
immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given time..
9. The Male must never change his mind without
the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
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FUN PAGES
Beer Squirrel
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43565&s=n
Friends Body and Soul
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43066&s=n
Proof Girls Are Evil
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43654&s=n
Redneck Wind Chime
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43617&s=n
Naughty Bathroom Sign
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43623&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postm
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