Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
~Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls arse, she has to make two trips.
~Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.
~Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
~Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
~Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
~Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
~Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom factory,
and were having a hard time finding new jobs. Unfortunately,
their mounting credit card debt required some immediate income.
The wife suggested that she could whore herself out, but
her husband was a little less than thrilled about the prospect.
But financial necessities got the best of her, and she went
behind her husband's back to go whoring.
She came back one night with a huge wad of cash, and fessed up
to her hubby. He was upset, but asked how much she made.
"$398.10," she said.
"Who paid ten cents?" he asked.
"Everybody."
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A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran
back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said,
"Should we eat them here or take them with us?"
Well, I guess I just panicked."

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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