THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"When you're smilin'….keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
And when you're laughin'….keep on laughin'
The sun comes shinin' through. "
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Been a long while since I've had something to
say. OK OK, hold the applause. lol gee you guys
are a tough crowd:) Anyways, my relative silence has
been due mostly cuz of health issues. As a result, my daughter
has assumed a major role in the publishing of this
page, and it is a great relief. (Thankful for the help)
I am writing this issue a few mniutes after the great
presidential debate, and at this point, all the political
bloggers say that Mitt Romney won the debate. But its a tough road to the
white house. And a tougher one when you get there. Perhaps this
economic crisis may be too large for either candidate to
solve for us. I don't know. But please, watch the debates.
Educate yourself on the issues and candidates, and on election
day, don't put it off. Whether Democrat, Republican, or
independant, vote for the candidate of your choice!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
my tongue
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w081.html
a real store
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w082.html
next time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w083.html
I told her
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w084.html
speed it up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w085.html
getting ready
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w086.html
brain swap
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w087.html
a confession
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w088.html
mommy's t shirt says...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w089.html
frankly sir...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w090.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Mrs Brown on Being Pregnant - Mrs Brown's Boys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2348.html
The KFPS Royal Friesian Horse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2349.html
Pretty Girls Don't Fart
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2350.html
Statue moved!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2351.html
A sheep farmer made his monthly journey into town to buy supplies. While
loading up his pickup, he spotted one of the girls who worked at the
bordello watching him.
"Say, honey," he asked, "what's the going rate these days?"
"Hundred bucks," she replied.
"By God," he exclaimed with disgust, "if every man raised sheep, we
wouldn't need you women."
"Yeah," she said, "and if vibrators could cut the grass, we wouldn't
need you men, either."
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A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.
Unfortunately, the wife came
down with a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband protested,
but she argued and said she was going
to take some aspirin and go to bed,
and there was no need for his good time
being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for
about an hour, awakened without pain and,
as it was still early enough, decided
to go to the party.
Since her husband did not know what
her costume was, she thought she would
have some fun by watching her husband
to see how he acted when she was not
with him. She joined the party and
soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
woman he could, and copping a little
touch here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and, being
a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
current partner high and dry and
devoted his time to the new babe who had just
arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ...
naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition
in her ear and she agreed. So off they
went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight,
she slipped away, went home, put the
costume away, and got into bed,
wondering what kind of explanation he would
make for his behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she
asked what kind of a time he had.
He said: "Oh, the same old thing.
You know I never have a good time when
you're not there."
- "Did you dance much?"
- "You know, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete,
Bill Browning, and some other guys, so
we went into the den and played
poker all evening. But you're not going to
believe what happened to the
guy I loaned my costume to..."
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FUN PAGES
Proof Work Makes You Mad
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BP Oil Spill Fail
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Funny Name Change
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God in the Classroom
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Like Michelangelo
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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