THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea
Lectim." It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im" and it is a terrible
Obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims
contracted it in 2008 but now most people, after having been
infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how
destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is
easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called
Votemout. You take the first dose now, the second dose in
Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise,
it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
happy Valentines day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w061.html
what was it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w062.html
the 3 F's
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w063.html
lovers lane
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w064.html
relations
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w065.html
the Sahara desert
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w066.html
stupid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w067.html
wtf
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w068.html
shaky
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w069.html
off
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Get more
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auto confession
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2341.html
nearly perfect
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2342.html
the kid gets stuck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2343.html
Two policemen, one a rookie, the other an older red neck
cop, were making their rounds through a lover's lane type of
spot, when they spied a very young couple fooling around in a tent.
"Cletus, what should we do?" The rookie cop always deferred to his more experienced partner.
Cletus spat some tobacco juice on the ground. "Bo, we tell the
little punk to scram, and then we have some fun with little
Miss Purty, or we throw 'em both in jail. That's what we do!"
Cletus told Bo to go first, and Bo did.
The boy ran off into the woods and Cletus watched the
tent shake, rattle and roll for the next ten minutes.
The girl didn't seem to be too upset that her little boyfriend was gone either!
Bo came back to the car zipping up his uniform, and Cletus went drooling to the tent.
Cletus entered and said, "Now, little girl, you're gonna find out what it's like with a real man."
From under the blanket, Cletus heard an incredulous familiar voice say, "Daddy?"
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My friend sat down with a new client at her gym to review her
application. For the question "To what do you attribute your
fitness issues?" the woman wrote, "Horrendous eating habits."
"What makes you answer that?" my friend asked.
The woman replied, "I can't spell 'atrocious.'"
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As a door-to-door salesman approached a house on his route,
he saw a small boy sitting on the porch reading a book.
"Hi, sonny," he said. "Is your Mommy home?"
"Yes, sir," the boy replied, and went back to reading.
The salesman rang the doorbell several times, then resorted to knocking on the door.
After fifteen minutes of this with no response, he turned to the boy.
"Hey, sonny," he said, "I thought you told me your Mommy was home."
"I did, Mister," the boy replied, "As a matter of fact, I see her
watching you right now from our living room window across the street."
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FUN PAGES
Before & After Doritos
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How Ice Makers Really Work
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The Woman Test
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American Pie Copycat
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Sexy Male Models
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43632&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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