THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!!
Every thought that comes into your mind does
not need to come out of your mouth!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We are pleased to bring you a sneak
peak into the final presidential debate tonight...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
country songs
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eye candy
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can't you read?
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a surprise
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look at it this way
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just one of these
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the cat
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the psychic hot line
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the pidgeon
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gimme a break
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Halloween Light Show 2010
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2425.html
sister on the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2424.html
The tallest waterslide in America
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2427.html
Extreme Idiots Compilation 3
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2426.html
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for
their 25th anniversary. "HA," he snorted, "The day I
buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on
your chest!" On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties,
and thrusts her pubic area forward. "There! I have hair on
my chest, now buy me a fur coat." "That's not your chest!"
he roars back. "Damn right it's my chest," she argued,
"Before we got married, this was your hope chest. On our
honeymoon, it was your treasure chest.
Afterwards it became our family chest.
AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT,
IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"
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She is so blonde that...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for
"Tits Goes In Front."
[ You mean it doesn't stand for Thank God It's Funny either ]
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One morning in a posh hotel's restaurant, a guest called over the
head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd like to order two boiled
eggs, one of them so under-cooked that it's runny, and the other
so overcooked that it's tough."
"Wwwhat?" stammered the head waiter.
"Let me finish," said the guest. I also want some rubbery bacon,
burnt toast, and butter that's so cold it's impossible to spread.'
The head waiter opened his mouth to protest, but once again was
shushed by the guest, who continued, "Finally, I'll have a pot of
extra-weak coffee, served at room temperature."
The bewildered waiter almost stumbled, he was so shaken. "Sir! We
cannot possibly serve such an awful breakfast to you here!"
"Why not?" the guest replied. "You did yesterday!"
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FUN PAGES
Fart Just One Time
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43585&s=n
Before & After 6 Beers
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43566&s=n
Drop Your Pants Here
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Funny Test Answers
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Gardening Gone Wrong
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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