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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
CBS has announced a planned broadcast of
a new tv sitcom. It is said to be a spin off
from the old Leave it to Beaver show that
aired in 1957. After over 200 episodes,
the show was so succesful that tv executives
plan a new version. CBS says that while
the Cleavers represented the idealized verison
of a mid 20 century family, the new tv
show will represent a family in the
21st century.
It will be a gay family and it will be called
"Leave it, it's Beaver."

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x081.html

a bad moment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x082.html

fifteen minutes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x083.html

common sense
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x084.html

my buddy's wife
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x085.html

first date
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x086.html

hey lady
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x087.html

german girls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x088.html

lets make a deal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x089.html

dogs retire
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x090.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Hot Cheerleaders Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2404.html

Lion Escape Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2405.html

Never Ending Soup Bowl Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2406.html

Just For Laugh - Explosive Dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2407.html

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another
loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes
into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells'
"You're scaring the hell out of all my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk,
"and every time I try to flush, something comes
up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts!"
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says,
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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Two  brooms were hanging in the closet and
  after  a while they got to know each other so
  well,  they decided to get married.

One broom  was, of course, the bride broom,
  the  other the groom broom.

The bride broom  looked very beautiful in her
  white  dress. The groom broom was handsome
  and  suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was
  lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding  dinner, the
  bride-broom  leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
' I  think I am going to have a little whisk broom! '

' IMPOSSIBLE ! ' said the groom broom.
' WE  HAVEN ' T EVEN SWEPT  TOGETHER! '
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FUN PAGES

The Road Geek Test
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Fly the Airplane The Slow
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42415&s=n

Just Watered Myself
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30 Years Difference
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43491&s=n

Woman Driver
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43578&s=n

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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