THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Government can easily exist without laws,
but law cannot exist without government.
Bertrand Russell
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
cold
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acting coach
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costume party
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the locksmith
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under the covers
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a tall dark stranger
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a little
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anger management
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conformity
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
men and women
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only in New York
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the wood pecker and the snake
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the sauna
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You Are A Bad Cook If...
- The leftover crumbs make a great replacement for kitty litter.
- Those annoying pest control companies keep pestering you,
wanting to buy and patent your recipe for candy Christmas cookies.
- You forget and leave a gallon of your homemade ice cream on the
porch overnight during a record busting heat- and the next afternoon, not only is it still solid, but it tastes better.
- The EPA requires that all your garbage cans be marked with large bright red 'bio-hazard' symbols.
- You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.
- You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.
- Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
- Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
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Jerry was walking near a women's fashions store when he observed this
knockout blonde woman approaching him. He says to the young lady,
"You are a gal with my favorite kind of legs!"
The blonde asks, "OH? And just what kind of legs are they?"
Jerry responds, "They have feet on one end and a pussy on the other!"
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A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for
five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket
collector. Finally, the conductor manages to corner him and tells him to
pay up. "You've been on for five miles -- that'll be 50 pence, please, and 10 pence for your suitcase."
The Scotsman responds, "I ha' not, I want a ha'penny fare, just got on this vera moment."
They begin to argue, and the ticket collector becomes more and more enraged.
Finally, as the bus is passing over London bridge, he grabs the Scotsman's
suitcase and hurls it out of the bus. It lands in the river and sinks without a trace.
The Scotsman stands shocked for a moment and says to the ticket collector,
"Not only ere ye tryin' ta overcharge me for the ticket --
buut now ye've gone an' drowned me boy, Angus!"
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Just before leaving to meet my first *real* date with a girl, my dad
pulled me into his bedroom, opened his bedside drawer and handed me
a condom. With a wink he said, "Take care, son. I'm proud of you."
I'm not sure what was worse: Dad's knowledge of what I was about
to do? Or using a condom that was intended for my mother.
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The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby
for a long while. The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?"
"No, I'm just waiting."
"Waiting for what?"
"Waiting to hear what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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