Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas on their way from New York to California.
Looking at his fuel gauge, the man decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up.
"What can I do fer y'all?" the attendant asked.
"Fill it with premium," the man said.
While the attendant was filling the tank, he looked the car up, down and sideways.
"What kinda car is dis'here?" he asked. "I never seen one like it before."
"It's a brand new Cadillac," the driver said proudly. "It has power steering,
power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a CD player, an
8-speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes, leather interior,
digital instruments, a DVD player in the dash, etc...."
"Wow," said the attendant. "That there's the fanciest car I ever did see."
"How much do I owe you?" asked the driver when the attendant had finished.
"That'll be $30.25," he replied.
The driver pulled out his money clip and peeled off a $20 and a $10.
Then he went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of change.
Mixed in with the change were a few golf tees.
"What're them little things there?" asked the attendant.
"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," said the man.
"Goodness," said the attendant. "Them Cadillac people think of everything."
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Women with Big Boobs...

..can get a taxi on the worst days
..have men give them the best seats on a bus.
..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have always been the center of the arts (art)
..make jogging a spectator sport
..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
..have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
..can always carry a little extra cash
..always float better
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One day a sailor decided to visit several bars because he felt like
getting drunk. He started into to one of the bars (he was already
on his way to being drunk) when a mouse crossed his path.
He picked up the mouse and stuffing it in his pocket said, "you're
going to be my drinking partner." He sat down at the bar and ordered
2 beers, drinking one and pouring the other one into his pocket. He then
asked the bartender for two more beers and did the same
thing under the watchful eye of the bartender.
Once again he ordered 2 more beers but almost fell off the stool he
was on. The bartender seeing this told the sailor that he was too drunk
to have any more and ordered him to leave the bar.
The sailor then grabbed the bartender by the shirtcoller and shouted,
"If you do not give me 2 more beers I am going to knock you all over
this bar, just then the mouse popped his head out of the sailors
pocket and shouted, THAT GOES FOR YOUR DAMN CAT TOO!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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