THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." ~ Benjamin Franklin
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If you are following politics, someone called Honey boo boo
was recently thrust into the lime light in the ever struggling presidential
race of Obama vs Romney. In case you do not know who she is...
Honey Boo Boo is a little redneck who has a little "trailer park tv series"
During a visit to "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Monday night,
Alana Thompson, the pint-sized star of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,"
expressed her support for the incumbent president —
or, as she called him, "Marack Obama."
Here is a little clip, in case you are curious
about the show..Honey Boo Boo - Ep#1
here comes Honey Boo Boo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2420.html
Man, either the news media is getting desperate for
something new to talk about, or President Obama
is getting desperate for endorsements.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
hippie
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a hotflash
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the i phone 5
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the theater
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3rd guy
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income tax
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can't find it
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trick or treat
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a rubber
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I love it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x130.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funny Prank: Kid pretends to be dead outside of a Mall as onlookers call cops!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2421.html
the tanning booth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2422.html
CSI ENGLAND
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2423.html
Herb had spent all afternoon interviewing for a new job. He began
by filling out all the paper. The human-resources manager then
questioned him at length about his training and past work
experience. Herb then was given a tour of the plant and was
introduced to the people he would be working with.
Finally, he was taken to the general manager's office. The manager
rose from his chair, shook his hand, and asked him to sit down.
"You seem to be very qualified," he said, "and we would like you
to come work for us. We offer a good insurance plan and other
benefits. We will pay you six hundred dollars a week starting today
and in three months, we'll raise it to seven hundred dollars a week.
When would you like to start?" "In three months," Herb replied and
"I'd like to be the Assistant Manager, Dad
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A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter asks him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"
The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a
quarter to a homeless person on the street."
Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and
after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.
Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get
you into Heaven."
The Lawyer said, "Wait, Wait! There's more! Three years ago I
also gave a homeless person a quarter."
Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back,
affirming this, too, had been verified.
Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel,
"Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint
Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."
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A pineapple plantation owner in Hawaii was having a problem with his plants.
He called in an agronomist to evaluate the situation.
"Your problem can easily be solved if you cover the base of each plant with
cat manure!" advised the agronomist.
With some difficulty and great expense the owner was able to secure enough
cat manure for his plants. The plants produced a bumper crop of pineapples,
with just a minor problem ........ they tasted a bit strange.
With some concern, the plantation owner called his distributor on the
mainland and asked, "Harry, do you think you can sell pineapples that taste
a little like pussy?"
"I'm not sure," Harry answered, "but, if you can figure out a way to make
pussy taste a little like pineapple, we'll make a fortune!"
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FUN PAGES
Microsoft Circa 1978
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Naughty Road Sign Story
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The Drunk Test
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The Reasoning Test
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Beer Helps Ugly People
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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