THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
You cannot push anyone up the ladder
unless he is willing to climb
Andrew Carnegie
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, who is tired of hearing about the presidential
elections yet? We were sitting down to rueben burgers
the other night for dinner. They happen to be one of my favs
as my wife really makes em awesome. I am ready to take
my first bite. The phone rings (yeah I am old fashioned,
still have a house phone) I looked down and grimaced:
Caller ID says 'private caller' so I know its either a
political survey or one of those even more irritating
robo caller thingies. I could just let it ring. But unfortunately,
they will just keep calling back until you answer. So I
picked it up and after yelling at the person for a full minute,
finally got him to stop stop talking and listen long enough
so I could inform him that I was not interested.
These events have inspired me to start a new political party.
I am going to have only one platform: I am going to make it illegal
to conduct political surveys over the phone. Now, if we add
one other factor, make it illegal to have political attack ads on
tv, you know what that would do? There would be 2 major benefits:
1. We could dedicate the money saved as a result to the
retirement of the national debt. and we would have
a balanced federal budget,
but more important:
2. I would be left to eat my rueben burger in peace and quiet:)
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Very naughty boys get away with anything !
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Don't Cheat on Your Girlfriend
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blow darts
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A gentleman goes to see the doctor about getting something done
about his missing penis, which he lost in the war. The doctor
asks the man how many males were in his family and the gentleman
replied seven. The doctor said if they all agreed, he could take
an inch off of each male and the gentleman would have a eight
inch penis.
The gentleman asked the other males in his family if they would
agree to having the surgery and everyone said yes. The next day
all eight males went into the hospital to have the surgery. After
it was all performed the doctor told the gentleman that he had a
brand new eight inch penis, but to be extremely careful with it
and to come back and see him in a week.
The next week the gentleman goes back to see the doctor and the
doctor asked him how his new penis was working. The gentleman
replied,
"Great doc, but I only have one question. Who's brilliant idea
was it to put grandpa's part in the middle?"
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At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if
he planned to be around for his 104th.
"I certainly do," he replied. " Statistics show that
very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."
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Bill and Betty were sitting on the porch when Bill turned to Betty and said,
"Muffin, I feel like making love tonight."
Betty replied, "OK Bill, I will let you, but be gentle this time."
"But, I am always gentle with you, dearest."
"That's not true," Betty replied. "The last time you woke me up TWICE!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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