Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Two guys were chatting at a cocktail party. "Your wife certainly brightens
the room," one said to the other. "Her mere presence is electrifying."
"It ought to be," the other man replied. "Everything she's wearing is charged."
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Did you hear about the Polish abortion clinic?
There's a year-long waiting list
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"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the
man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that
night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my
room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I'm sure," I said.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she
meant, I fell off the roof!"
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A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting
to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known
position?"
Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!

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