Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

A businessman needed millions of dollars to close an important business
transaction. He went to church to pray for the money.
He knelt in prayer next to a man who was praying for a hundred dollars to
pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed the
hundred dollars into the other man's hand.
Overjoyed, the man got up and joyfully left the church.
The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, "And now, Lord, that I
have Your undivided attention...."
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Doug replies, "Sorry Bill, I have to go to the drugstore to pick
up a 'patch' subscription for my wife. She's quitting smoking today."
"Oh okay, well, good luck to her!" Bill said.
"Yeah, well it is really lucky me," grinned Doug. "I told her to let
me know any time she has an urge to put something in her mouth to suck on."
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Q: What is colic?
A: A reminder for new parents to use birth control.
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After she fainted, my mother was raced to the hospital.
Her doctor asked, "Why do you think you passed out?"
Looking at him oddly, Mom replied, "Because I woke up on the floor."
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"Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are
pale skinny people who look half-dead. In a steak house you see
robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look
terrific." - Bill Cosby
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A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts, "Did you find
the shampoo?" She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do.
It's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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