THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Most people would rather be certain they're
miserable than risk being happy.
Robert Anthony
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
surprise
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the very last time
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its that dog
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its my wife
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sleeping
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a pessimist
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cholesterol
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a doctor
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no idea
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I'm done
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Ellen's Hilarious Scare Montage
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bic
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the first tech pro
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the ticket
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a
saloon and sat down to drink a Beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said;
"Who Owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said;
"I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said;
"I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough
Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon
Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said;
"Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can
create enough of a breeze to make himstart to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone
Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks;
"Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims,
"I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says;
"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin".
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An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, 'You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark
raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, "you're going out like that?"
And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator."
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Advantages of a GUN over WIFE
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
FUN PAGES
Martha Stewart and Me
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Harry Pothead
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You Can't Beat Our Meat
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The Personality Test
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A Race Across the Paper Cosmos
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Man and Woman Controls
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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