THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings,
they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging
little things, not at all like the staring defects
in other people's characters.
Margaret Halsey
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The election for the US president approaches.
PHEW. Let's get it over with, eh?
Because of the electrifying issues of this
term, the election could be one of the
closest we have ever had. The polls
could be full to overflowing. A very long
line of people wanting to vote, So, I have a
suggestion. Why don't all republicans
vote on november 6th, and all the democrats
can go to the polls on november 7th.
Seems like a good plan for me.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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anger management
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travel
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I'll let you know
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experimental drug
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tonight
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LETS GO RO THE MOVIES
Hippo gets explosive diarrhea.
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Top 20 Best Romantic Love Songs
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only want sex
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start you bastard
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One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered
an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in,
they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the
bedroom. They had been shot to death.When they went to
the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.
"No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This
was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found
his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."
"You're right," the other deputy replied. "But I'll bet you
when the sheriff gets here he's going to say 'It could have been worse.'"
"No way. How could it be worse? There are three people in
the house, and all of them have been shot to death. It couldn't be worse. You're on."
About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He
walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He
then walked into the living room and saw the man on the floor with the gun by his side.
"No doubt about it," the sheriff said, shaking his head.
"It was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and
found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."
After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his
deputies squarely in the eyes. "But, you know," he said, "it could have been worse."
The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted,
"Sheriff, how could it have been any f....... worse? There
are three people in this farmhouse and all three of them are
dead. It couldn't have been worse!"
"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted. "You see that guy
there on the floor? If he had come early home yesterday,
that would be me in that bed!"
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This real good looking girl looked at my beer belly
last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "You tell me, the taps underneath, go ahead and taste it."
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and
got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there."
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On Jay Leno tonight. Jay asked about Romnesia, Said Obama:
"If you come down with a case of Romnesia... here's the
good news: Obamacare covers pre-existing conditions. We can fix you up ..."
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Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the
park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree. One day
while Little Johnny was sitting on the park bench, Susie
walked by and unzipped Little Johnny's fly. He went home
and told his mother about it and she said, "Tell the little
girl not to do that again because you have a mouse in your pants."
The following day Little Johnny was sitting there and Susie did
the same thing again. As his mother told him, Little Johnny
exclaimed "Don't do that because I have a mouse in my pants."
At that remark, Susie reached in his fly and pulled out his dick
and fondled it till it became hard, then she lifted her skirt and
straddled him and said, "Go get 'em Pussy."
Johnny didn't tell his mother about Susie anymore.
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An elderly blonde plunked two buckets of quarters down in front
a teller at the bank. The teller, unsure how to handle so much
loose change, called the manager. The manager started to berate
the woman for hoarding so many quarters.
She gave him a long hard look and said, "I didn't hoard all
of these. My sister whored half, and I whored the other half."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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