THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Our opportunities to do good are our talents.
Cotton Mather
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
THE COMICS
best friends
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blow
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marriage counselor
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bachelor's helper
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breadsticks
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a different club
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clumsy me
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hold my beer
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inconvenient
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do I look stupid
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
snickers
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DHL
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2334.html
oil
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2335.html
John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on
the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and
in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and
no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.
John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got
into the car and closed the door.... Only to realize there was
nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on. The car
started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a
curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his
life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared
out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John,
paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window,
but never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the
road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to
it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling
everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying... And wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the
dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of
breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other....
Look Paddy....there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!'
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Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her
marks were good, mostly A's and a couple of B's. However,
her teacher had written across the bottom:
"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too
much in school. I have an idea I am going to try,
which I think may break her of the habit."
Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:
"Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."
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The Teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?"
Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!"
The Teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"
And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!"
And finally the Teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?"
And Little Johnny replied, "Homework and lessons!"
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FUN PAGES
Throw Them Out The Window
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43065&s=n
Words Women Use
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43520&s=n
Genius
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43015&s=n
How Ice Makers Really Work
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43567&s=n
The Good Sex Guide
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43040&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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