[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER/ for sunday

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

"In doing what we ought we deserve no praise"
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS

Its the weekend! So, what have you got planned?
I'm not gonna do much,
I'm just gonna chill and hang out on my back
porch, mostly

 

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

facts of life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n051.html

fireworks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n052.html

leave that alone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n053.html

the gift that keeps on giving
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n054.html

a hot one
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n055.html

not responsible
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n056.html

silly boy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n057.html

haven't seen you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n058.html

mother and I
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n059.html

rough water
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

7 up commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1773.html

bowling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1774.html

award winning funny commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1775.html

Valentine's Day Sexy Lingerie Shopping Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1776.html

Q: What is the difference between garbage and an ugly girl?
A: Garbage gets picked up at least once a week.

Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it.
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When asked by their host if she would like another drink,
the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said,
"No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink."
"Why is that," the host asked?
Her reply... "Because after one drink I can feel it and after two drinks ...anyone can!"
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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma
of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing? "she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work, "the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked! "the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress, "the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress, "she explained.
"It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress,
he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end.
He can't get enough of me"
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best
perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on
the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her
husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.
"Needs ironing, "he said. "What's for dinner?
He never heard the gunshot.
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my
own pants.

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. So I said
"Implants?"

I don't do drugs anymore. I get the same effect just standing up fast.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

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