THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
As most of you know, there is a motorcycle ride called Rolling Thunder
that takes place on Memorial Day weekend w/bikers riding to our
Nation's Capital, Washington, D.C. from all over the USA ...
well I just wanted to keep all you bikers and political enthusiasts
appraised of what happened at this year's event.
HERE'S A PICTURE OF SARAH PALIN
AT ROLLING THUNDER...
THE FIRST LADY WAS THERE, TOO!
AT ROLLING THUNDER...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
best seller
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m031.html
spoiled appetite
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m032.html
earth tremor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m033.html
a confession
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m034.html
you old goat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m035.html
taking aim
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m036.html
feeding the geezer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m037.html
grandma
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m038.html
my girlfriend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m039.html
too drunk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
wireless
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1733.html
why men don't listen
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1734.html
to each his own
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1735.html
cat in a bottle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1736.html
I ran in to Bill the other day and he clearly looked very distraught.
I asked him what was wrong.
Bill said, "As you know, I am looking for employment."
"I found an ad in the paper for a part in local dinner theater, Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet."
"I went and tried out for the part of Romeo."
"However, I failed my audition through a misunderstanding over a simple stage direction."
"My copy of the script clearly said, `Enter Juliet from the rear.'"
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A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are
having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I
come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's,
you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself
will buy your third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the American says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come
from, there's a better one. Over in Brook- lyn, there's this place,
Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You
buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in
Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you
your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your
third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"
"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"
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A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from
college and asked if she could send him some.
"Of course, I'll send you some money, dear," Mom said. "By the way,
you left your calculus book here when you visited last month. Would you like me to send that to you too?"
"Ummmmm, oh yeah, OK Mom," the boy replied.
So, Mom wrapped the book, together with the checks, kissed Dad
goodbye and went to the post office to mail the parcel.
When she returned, Dad asked, "So, how much did you send him this time?"
"I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000," Mom replied.
"Have you lost your mind?" Dad exclaimed. "That's $1020!"
"Not to worry," Mom said calmly, as she kissed the top of Dad's head.
"I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000
check somewhere between the pages in Chapter 19!"
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A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.
He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most
massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like
two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too.
I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'
But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.'
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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