THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
I have tried being normal occasionally.
But it gets pretty boring. so I go back to being me.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, are you beating the heat? I read on one of
the weather websites that yesterday, 27 states of
the union were under a heat wave advisory/ clean air
action day. Here in beautiful West Michigan, it reached
a record breaker with 97 degrees. The heat index was 105.
Typically I do very little on days like this but it was my
85 year old mamma's birthday and I decided to go out and about
to get a birthday card, so off to Meijer I went. (If you are not
from the Mid north part of the nation, a Meijer is sortof a local
version of Walmart) While there, I checked out the sales and spent
a nice hour or so leisurely enjoying the cool of the store, and bought
about 20 bux worth of stuff I didn't need. And on the way home, realized
I'd forgotten the card for momma, which is why I went there in the first place.
So, I called her instead. What was she doing on a hot day like this? She
was out trimming her hedges. Go figger, huh? If you are struggling in the
heat here is a little neat idea I saw on youtube on building your own air
conditioner. Never tried it, but sounds like it should work. If it only
costs about 40 bux as they say to setup, might be worth the try.
http://youtu.be/_PwplxoJSDw If that don't work, you can also simply take a tray
filled with ice and set it in front of the fan. As it melts it will help cool
off the room. Altho the problem is that occasionally it will spit a drop or two
of water at you. Take a lot of showers. that is a good tip. Fill a sock with rice
put it in the freezer till it freezes, and when you take it out, put it up against
your body or chest. Will help to keep your body core cool. And of course be sure
to drink a lot of water. I went to the hosp. once with heat exhaustion and
dehydration. No fun.
TRUST ME...s' truth.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
medically speaking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n031.html
along with age
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behind the milk carton
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for my birthday
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childproof
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n035.html
the thing about boobs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n036.html
I ain't sleepin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n037.html
a new doctor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n038.html
politicians
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n039.html
you shore is righ
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Dog Steals Sandwich from Child
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Happy Happy Joy Joy Ren and Stimpy
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pepsi
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1768.html
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got
worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said, - "that part where hair has grown is called
Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair". The girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister, - "my monkey has grown hair".
Her sister smiled and said - "that's nothing, mine is already eating bananas" .
Mom fainted...
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Eight Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active
1. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
2. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass
3. Grandpa grabs crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."
4. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
5. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
6. Grandma looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
7. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
8. Craftmatic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."
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I was in a bar on Saturday night.......had a few drinks......
I noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had strong
accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One
of them screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!" So, I immediately
apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
That's all I remember.....
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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