THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great,
some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
William Shakespeare
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Guess what?
I just got blue tooth the other day!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
bikini world
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k031.html
not anymore
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k032.html
call waiting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k033.html
oh please
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k034.html
he's out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k035.html
graduating
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k036.html
cb microphone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k037.html
lip reading class
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k038.html
medicine
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k039.html
on hold
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
we love shopping
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the electric bill
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1681.html
the bears
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1682.html
a cigarette
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1683.html
Rodney Dangerfield
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday
to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl
magazine. The staples covered everything!
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man
tripped me!
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He
told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it
never came back!
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A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.
As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see
the sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'" The golfer says,
"I'm sorry, I did not see it. That is my ball there. May I have
it, please?" The man says, "It's in my yard, and so it's my ball
now." The golfer looks at the man and says, "I understand." He
then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball, then
walks back and throws it into the yard. The man says, "What is that for?"
The golfer replies, "I consider myself a gentleman, and I
believe every prick should have two balls."
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Two old friends met at the golf course. "Hey, how's it going?" asked the first.
"Not so good," answered the second. "My wife's divorcing me."
"Why that's terrible!" said the first. "What happened?"
The second replied, "I made a five and half footer on the eighteen green."
"So what's wrong with making a putt?" asked the first.
The second replied, "It wasn't a putt, It was a brunette."
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A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped
a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.
The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"
The blonde's eyes got very large, and she whispered,
"Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are for cats?"
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A coworker told me that I looked tired. "I am," I said. "I just finished 50 push-ups."
"Oh really? When did you start doing push-ups?"
"Well, I did the first one in 1986......."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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