[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER/Father's Day

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

It is a wise child that knows his own father.
~ Homer

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

customs
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attractive
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watch out
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apologies
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no excuses
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God said to Noah
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a woman without curves
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beat it, Harry
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when rednecks relocate
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why neanderthals became extinct
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LETS GO TO HE MOVIES

My Dad: (A Father's Day Song)
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Cops say "do me a favor"
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Wrong Diner
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My ex-wife could manipulate the muscles of her
vagina so it felt like you were getting a blow job.
Pretty funny when you think about it because when
she manipulated the muscles of her mouth she sounded like a cunt.
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able
to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,but I
haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on
some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enoughstrength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung,he reached the second branch. Finally
after a fourth night,the turkey was proudly perched at the top ofthe tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
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Getting older

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.

Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

Every time I think about exercise, I lie down til the thought goes away.

I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
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An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting
senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor.
"Senility is when you forget to zip down."

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

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