THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Endurance is not just the ability to bear
a hard thing, but to turn it into glory.
William Barclay
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Not sure why I did it, but I did. I have a
ton of old computer junk sitting in the closet
of my den. Its a bone yard where you can find all
kinds of things. And when I decided to clean it out yesterday,
I'm sure that the war department must have thot that I'd
gone crazy, or been brain washed by aliens. Not that
she was complaining, mind you. But that is another story.
The first item I pulled out was my old external 56k
dial up modem! In the early days of computer tech, it was not
uncommon to run out of slots in your computer for all the stuff
u wanted, so, then you had some devices running externally.
And it was almost as big as the computer itself!
Now if that was not a treasure! Unfortunately,
after much thot process, over its value, I decided it had to
go. It appears very doubtful that dial up internet will
ever make a come back again. and of course I tossed many
other fine examples of by gone technology.
You know what tho, kindof brings a little tear to mind when
you remember this phrase...
"When are you going to get off the Internet?
I need to make a phone call!"
oh well, sigh
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS:
any body want to volunteer to fix these broken 8 track tapes?
my 8 track player ate them.
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THE COMICS
my compliments
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n011.html
navy seals
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n012.html
leaving already?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n013.html
irrisistable
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n014.html
call the cops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n015.html
good better best
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n016.html
pregnancy test
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n017.html
never happens
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n018.html
suicide
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n019.html
if I died
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funny army moments, funniest video ever !
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1757.html
Most Shocking - Undercover Stings
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1758.html
Funny lift jokes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1759.html
Dramatic Chihuahua
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1760.html
Simon's Cat in 'Double Trouble'
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1761.html
I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking
and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to
have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from
the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago,
I was out for a few drinks with some friends
at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather
nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly
over the limit, I did something I've never done before:
I took a bus home. Sure enough I passed a police road block
but as it was a bus, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as
I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.
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Q. Why are Scientology and Proctology alike?
A. It's all a load of shit.
Q. What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
A. You can't gargle sand
Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully?
A. Miracle whip.
Q. What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who gives good head?
A. Partially disabled.
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I'm about three years into my relationship now and I've started to
have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas
as to what the problem is. She bought me some Viagra,
and I've bought her a treadmill.
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A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the
front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there.
He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married.
The man replies, "Yes, I am." The deputy then asks if he could see a
picture of the man's wife. The guy says, "Sure…" and gets a photo to
show them. The deputy says, "I'm sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's
been hit by a truck." The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great
personality and is an excellent cook."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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