THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
When a man steals your wife, there is no
better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A public service announcement from
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER:
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
AT and T
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chocolate is bad
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hey Eric
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don't ask
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it only takes a second
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soda jerks
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you hoo?
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thot for the day
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Martha Stewart
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the story
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
rich and smooth
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so who won?
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real
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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving
home from the city one night and,
of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," replies the cop, "it looks like you've had
quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did that, all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," asks the cop, standing straight and
folding his arms across his chest,
"that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute
or two there, I thought I'd gone deaf!"
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Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so,
they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk
along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately
they come to an old bridge spanning the stream.
Deciding the bridge safe, the two women proceed to cross.
Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other,
"I`ve always wanted to be like the guys, and urinate off a bridge."
The other woman looks around and says, "Well, I don`t
see anyone around, now`s your chance!"
The first woman drops her hiking shorts and backs over to
the side of the bridge. As she begins to urinate, she looks over her shoulder.
"Holy shit!" she exclaims, "I just pissed in a canoe!"
Alarmed, the second woman hurries over and peeks at the stream.
"Calm down," she says. "That wasn`t a canoe you pissed in,
it was only your reflection."
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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead
by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up
a fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will
be meaningless. At the same time he thinks this might be a good
omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt. Two holes later he
mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole."
The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it
be worth another fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." He makes an eagle. On the
final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he
says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would
you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"
The golfer says, "Certainly!" He makes the eagle.
As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside
and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you because
you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's...
Father O'Malley!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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