Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned
that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important
as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that
sleep was a factor. Another replied:
"Of course sleep is a factor. The only time Im not eating is when Im sleeping!"
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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly
complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"
The professor stared at the student for a long time without
saying a word. Finally the professor continued.
"Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps certain people out of medical school."
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this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:
wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.
husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.
wife: i'm flat chested.
husband: i don't believe u..prove it.
So she takes off her shirt.
husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.
wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.
husband: im "weighed like a baby".
wife: i don't believe you, prove it.
So he takes off his pants.
wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby?!
husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!
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A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.
Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the
lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then
another couple behind some bushes by the house.
He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed
woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was.
"This is a brothel", replied the madam.
"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.
"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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