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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Character is what you have left when
you've lost everything you can lose.
Evan Esar

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

Alcoholics annonymous announced yesterday that
they have developed a new program to help people
stop drinking. Admittedly, however, they say
that the program is much more effective with men
than it is with women...

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE COMICS

I told you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l031.html

balloons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l032.html

how embarrasing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l033.html

I don't think that's burma shave:)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l034.html

we're expecting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l035.html

Joe's hot spot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l036.html

not funny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l037.html

my photo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l038.html

leftover
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l039.html

while I was swimming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

half time in America
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1710.html

a perfect woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1711.html

Funny, Stupid, and Banned Commercials
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1712.html

Woman Driver Has Road Rage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1713.html

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her
man's temper and threatening manner.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what
to do. Every time my man comes home
drunk, he threatens to slap me around."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for
that. When he comes home drunk, just take
a glass of water and start swishing it in
your mouth. Just swish and swish but
don't swallow it until he goes to
bed and is asleep.
Two weeks later the woman comes back
to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a
brilliant idea! Every time he came
home drunk, I swished with
water I swished and swished,
and he didn't touch me!
How does the water do that?
The Doctor says: "The water
doesn't do Shit - it's keeping your
mouth shut that does the trick.
________________

Teacher: "Andrew, what is a cannibal?"
Andrew: "Don't know."
Teacher: "Well, if you ate your father and mother, what would you be?"
Andrew: "An orphan, ma'am."
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Mary: My friend Joe called me last night to
complain about his home life.
Jill: Really? What's the problem?
Mary: Oh, it's the usual. His daughter's a
teenager. You know how teens can be!
Jill: Oh, yes, I do!
Mary: He said, "I can't get a break! My daughter's 14
and getting breasts, and my wife's 48 and getting a moustache!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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