THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
America's weakness is not in its military might.
Rather, its weakness is in its unwillingness and reticence
to shed blood, if necessary, for defense of its freedoms and
principles. Its value of life outweighs the value of
victory on the battlefield.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We are in the midst of a heat wave in this part of the
country. An ozone action day, as the powers that be
declare. Meaning that temps hit over 90. They let folks
ride the buses for free, and advise the lil ones to stay
inside for recess and old farts like me to not venture out
of the a/c . I took the war dept up to one of our fav local
restaurants for supper so as not to heat the house up with
cookin for supper. They have a special on Tuesday, a nice
plate of prime rib and scalloped potatos, 2 for the price of
one. I wouldn't say it was the tastiest prime rib I ever ate,
but for a little less than 11 bux a plate it was mighty fine,
specially when it was 2 for the price of 1. Took the other plate
home in a doggie bag, and since the temps will be raging tomorrow
also, I won't need to worry about the stove for another day.
If you live in Texas, Florida, or Arizona, you probably do not
think our 93 degree weather is even close to hot. But for here,
it is devastation. We live in a valley, so most of the time we
are reasonably sheltered from the heat waves, and also the cold lake
front blizzards from LK Mich. in the winter. Normally mild. This also explains
why most air conditioning installers are going broke here in this
state. Stay out of the heat today, wherever you are, and if you
hafta be in that sun, be sure to use your sun block!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
adult diaper thongs
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Beethoven's 9th
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cat warning
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alterations
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my allowance
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he got ransomed
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30 years
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money
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tea party protests
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allergy tests
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Hurdy Gurdy (1929)
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Breezly & Sneezly
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Red Skelton - Old Time Radio
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Sexy Ass Grabbing Robot Prank
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Sgt Reckless - Korean War Horse Hero
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Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear.
The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented,
watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.
Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares
in amazement as the pussy winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.
Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"
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A blonde orders a beer.
The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.
It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them...
The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens.
So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man
jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, "Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?"
"Helloooo!", says the blonde, "He has a licker license!"
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A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game.
During the game the guys notice that the girl knows just as
much about the game as they do, and they're really impressed.
After the game they ask her "how is it that you know so much about baseball?"
She says, "Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change."
The guys are amazed, but very curious about the process.
"What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they cut off your penis?"
"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part."
"Was it when they cut off your balls?"
"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part."
"What was the most painful part?"
"The part that hurt the most was when they... cut my salary in half!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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