[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell
the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Ben Hogan

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, the supreme court struck down the immigration law
for Arizona. Is unfortunate. States' rights now are not
as powerful as big brother rights. Sad time in America.
I can only hope they strike down the one law that SHOULD
be struck down.
GO FIGGER

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

browsers welcom
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its just not fair
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you is crazy
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I'm sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n004.html

Batman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n005.html

disappointed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n006.html

watch it
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This is Charlene
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you're sick
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no nurse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The Benny Goodman Orchestra
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helicopter bath
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change
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1755.html

the cellphone and the baboon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1756.html

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise.'
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly,
and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
"Please, sir," says the waiter.
"What you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
"Ah! So sorry," says the waiter.
"I bring you Peking Duck!"
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A concerned patient asked the doctor if masturbation is harmful.
"Not usually," answered the doctor. "Not unless you do it too often."
"How about three times a day?" the patient asked.
"That seems a little excessive. Why don't you get a girlfriend?"
"Oh,... I already have a girlfriend," the patient replied.
"I mean a girl you can live with and have sex with?" asked the doctor.
The patient said, "I've got one just like that!"
So the doctor asked, "Then why do you masturbate three times a day?"
"Because,... she won't have sex during mealtimes!
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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. 
Her mom calmly said- "that part where hair has grown is called
Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair"
the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister-"my monkey has grown hair"
Her sister smiled and said-"that's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
Mom fainted.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

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