Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex
for several years, decided they needed to visit a
cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived, the
madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't
going to waste any of her girls on these two
old men.
So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the
dolls in each man's room and left them to their
business. After the two men were finished, they
started walking home and began to talking. The
first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead.
She never moved, talked or even groaned... how
was it for you?"
The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch.
When I nibbled on her breast..... she farted and
flew out the window!"
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A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter asks him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"
The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."
Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a
moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true. Saint Peter said,
"Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."
The Lawyer said, "Wait, Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter."
Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been
verified. Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell
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The last time Bill was in the hospital, he really enjoyed himself: Patting the bottoms of the pretty
nurses, offering to show them his circumcision scar, and the like. One nurse finally had all she
could stand of his crude behavior and said, "A pervert like you should be living in a whore house!"
Bill grinned at her and said, "Well, it WOULD be cheaper than here, but I can't get my insurance to pay for it.

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We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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