THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been
waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
Barack Obama
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
An interesting article caught my eye on yahoo news the other day:
MIDDLEBOROUGH, Mass. (AP) — Residents in Middleborough voted
Monday night to make the foul-mouthed pay fines for swearing in public.
At a town meeting, residents voted 183-50 to approve a proposal
from the police chief to impose a $20 fine on public profanity.
Well shit, ain't that the pits?
Better watch what I am saying, big brother could be listening!
GO FIGGER!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
drag racing
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look out point
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on the rocks
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make up my mind
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poor Bob
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the way
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wet t shirt
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getting old
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English is not that easy
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you're missing it
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Squirrel halts Train
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why women need men
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billiards
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When Liam decided it was time for his friend Brendan to
part with his virginity, he accompanied him to the local
whorehouse and explained Brendan's condition to the madam.
"Don't worry, my boy,we'll get a nice lass to take care of ye,"
she promised. "Ye just do your part and make sure ye wear one of these."
And the madam took a condom out of her drawer and rolled
it down over her thumb by way of instruction.
Brendan parted eagerly with his money and bounded up the stairs
to Room 12, where a cheerful farm girl soon showed him the ropes.
After he'd come, a frown passed over her face. "The rubber
must have torn," she muttered. "I'm wet as the sea inside."
"Oh no it didn't, Miss," Brendan cheerfully reassured her,
holding up his thumb as evidence. "It's good as new."
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Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead.
How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad.
Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry
the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater.
Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is
wonderful?
It's mashing!
What do you call a baby potato?
A small Fry
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Two golfing friends were about to tee off,
when one fellow noticed that
his partner had but one golf ball.
"Don't you have at least one other ball?", he asked.
"Nope, I only need one ball."
"Are you sure? What happens if you lose that one?"
"This is a very special golf ball. You can't lose it, so I don't need
another one."
"What do you mean you can't lose it! What happens if you slice your shot
and the ball goes in the lake?"
"That's okay, this special golf ball senses when it's under water and it
puts out a steam of bubbles. I'll be able to retrieve it. You can't lose
this ball"
"Well what happens if you hit it into the long rough?"
"No problem, you see, this ball can detect the long grass and it sends up
puffs of fluorescent smoke. I'll be able to see it easily. You can't lose
this ball"
Exasperated, the friend asks, "Okay. Let's say our game goes late, the sun
goes down, and you hit your ball deep into the trees and it gets lost
among the bushes and shrubs?. What are you going to do then?"
"That's okay too. You see, this special ball can sense the darkness and it
makes a beeping sound. I'll be able to get it back - no problem."
Finally satisfied that he needs only the one amazing golf ball, the friend
asks, "Hey, where did you get a golf ball like that anyway?"
"I found it."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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