THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer,
it sings because it has a song.
Lou Holtz
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I did not know this...
When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart
problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
no you don't
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out of here
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good news
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pornography
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the dog
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not my fault
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priceless
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enter here
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60 years on the throne
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disappointed
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Gloom despair and agony on me
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Hot Contestant on Wheel of Fortune
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Senior Moments by Golf Brooks
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Alvin And Chipmunks - Macarena
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The child was a typical four-year-old girl -- cute,
inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed
difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father
decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual
images would help.One page after another, he pointed out the
bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding
ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.
"Now do you understand?" he asked.
"I think so," she said. "Isn't that when mommy came to work for us?"
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
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One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...
Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...
Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning..
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Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend.
The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba's last
date: "You know what Mujo, I was out last night with an intellectual
type," Faba declared.
"What's that? What's do you mean intellectual type?" Mujo asked
with curiosity.
"Well, I mean I was dating a man who is very intellectual and intelligent,"
explained Faba to her friend.
Mujo giggles, and asked, "So, how was it?"
"First, he took me to dinner. Then he took me to a cinema movie. And
then he took me out for a drive. After all that, he took me to his house.
He began an intellectual conversation. And finally, he took out his penis."
"What is this word, 'penis'," Mujo asked, unfamiliar with the clinical
terminology.
"Oh, it is what intellectuals have. It looks like a dick, just much smaller!"
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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