THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Karl Barth
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
In case anyone is interested, here is
a pic of the war department's new car...
straight off the showroom floor:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a good girl
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priceless
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don't worry
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a contribution
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Woodstock reunion
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women working
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this is a mac
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a monkey thing
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speed control
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fad diet
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funny IKEA Commercial
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grab some
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FUNNY VIDEOS ACCIDENTS
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Easter Bunny Shot Dead By Hunters Prank
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Monty Python - Silly Olympics
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Little Bobby is standing on a street corner swatting flies.
Every time he sees a fly he utters, "damn flies, damn flies."
Just as Bobby says it a shocked priest walks up and says, "You should
not curse the flies because every one of God's creations has a purpose."
The little boy, unmoved by the priest's objection says, "Bullshit."
"Well tell me 3 things on this earth that God has made without a cause," says the priest.
The boy looks at him with a grin and replies, "Tits on a nun,
balls on a priest, and these damn flies."
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A 50-something year old Muslim man arrived at his seat on a crowded
flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to
an elderly white woman reading her Bible.Disgusted, the Muslim man
immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat.
The man said "I cannot sit here next to this infidel." The flight
attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat."
After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "There
are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see
if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and
the flight attendant returned and stated, "The captain has confirmed
that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first
class. It is our company policy never to move a person from economy
to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to
force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed
to make the switch to first class." Before the irate Muslim man could
say anything, the attendant gestured to the elderly woman and said,
"Therefore ma'am, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items,
we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain
doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person."
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Dear Abby,
I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I
have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although
when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you
don't know them. I try to stay awake and watch for her when she comes home,
but I usually fall asleep.Anyway, I have never broached the subject with
my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but
last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her around
midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good
view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls."
When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her dress, which was
half off, then she took her thong panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
it was at that moment that I noticed a hairline crack in my new Golf
Club, where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my Description:160 putter.
Is this something I can fix myself
or should I take it back to the Golf Superstore?
Signed...
Concerned Golfer
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A black guy, An illegal alien, A Muslim, And a communist Walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What can I get you Mr President?"
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One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather
was extremely bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to
stay in a hotel for the night.
So Little Johnny was sleeping in the same room as his teacher.
In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was frightened
by the sight of Johnny standing right over her.
He asked if he could sleep with her cause he couldn't sleep.
She said okay, then Johnny asked to lay a little closer and she said okay.
Then he asked if he could put his finger in her belly button and she said "NO"
"But my mommy lets me do it when I can't sleep and it helps."
So the teacher says, "Okay fine, do whatever your mom lets you do."
A few minutes later the teacher says "OH. that's not my bellybutton."
And Johnny says, "that's not my finger."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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