THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"Never, never,
be afraid to do what's right,
especially if the well-being of
a person or animal is at stake.
Martin Luther King Jr.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Recent medical studies continue to show
that obesity and diabetes are definite
concerns in America. A recent study from
a Washington think tank speculates that
much of the issue is a result of failure
to get more excersize. Diet alone is not
enough. says one leading researcher, our
techy style lives with wifi everywhere and
texting etc, we fail to achieve the excersize
correctly in the amount that our bodies need
for a healthy lifestyle. So, I have a new
invention. I think it will help turn things
around and help trim the fat from American
waist lines. What do you think?
Send me $19.95 plus shipping right away.
I'll send you one right away!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Why is it
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who says
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the last time
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I've been trying
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at the beach
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I knew it
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ailing memory
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gobal warming
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and the line went slack
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weight watchers
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THE COMICS
Honda
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big bad burglar
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Pee Pants Prank
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Alcohol Test Trick
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Women with Big Boobs...
..can get a taxi on the worst days
..have men give them the best seats on a bus.
..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have always been the center of the arts (art)
..make jogging a spectator sport
..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
..have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
..can always carry a little extra cash
..always float better
..know where to look first for lost earrings
..rarely lack for a slow dance partner
..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
..never have to buy a car with airbags
..have a place to carry a extra beer.
Women with Little Boobs...
..don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
..always look younger
..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
..can always see their toes and shoes
..can sleep on their stomachs
..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
..know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts
..know that everything more than a handful is wasted
..can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
..can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
..never be accused of having implants.
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired
two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde
responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named
Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'
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The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1776,
working on the constitution. It had been a long day.
"Whew! It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it? "
"Shall I open the window? "
"No, that's alright. I'll just take off my jacket, and roll up my sleeves. "
"Hey, that's a good idea. Why don't we include that in the constitution? "
"What? That we're allowed to take our jackets off and roll up our sleeves while at work? "
"Yeah, but that doesn't sound very smooth. How about, 'Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?
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"Redneck Tidbits"
How many rednecks does it take eat a possum?
. Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
How do you know if a redneck is married?
There's chewing tobacco stains on both sides of
the truck.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy
and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock.
The redneck gets emotionally involved.
What's the most popular pick-up line in Alabama?
Nice tooth!
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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