Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself
a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my
pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically,
I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times
for leaving the keys in the ignition.My theory is the ignition is
the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed
that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered;
I always call him "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been
dropped, but then I heard his voice. He barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."
Yep, it's the golden years.
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A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving
west and the CB crackles to life ."Hey Roadway driver who's
the two biggest faggots in America?" comes from the CB.
The Roadway driver replies . "I don't know".
The other trucker says "You and your brother ".
Well the Roadway driver gets all pissed off but the other driver
tells him "Its just a joke tell it to the next truck you see."
Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour and finally sees
another truck. He gets on the CB and says "Hey, other truck
do you know who the two biggest fags in the world are?"
The other trucker says "I don't know, who?"
The Roadway driver replies "Me and my brother"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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