THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Not everything that can be counted counts,
and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein
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THE COMICS
wash your pussy
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the problem with wireless
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how is that possible
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high definition
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last time
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separating the boys and the men
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smoking
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statue of liberty
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before Steve Jovs
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my pecker
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
brand new key
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wife after wedding
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WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outs ide, laughing at you
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A teacher asks her class to name things
that end with 'tor' that eat things.
The first little boy says, "Alligator."
"Very good, that's a big word."
The second little girl says, "Predator."
Yes, that's another big word. Well done."
Then little Johnny puts up his hand and says,
"Vibrator." After nearly falling off her chair,
the teacher says, "That is a big word too, but I
don't think we can count it because it doesn't eat anything."
"Well my mum has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!"
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There was a guy who really loved fat women. He would always
go nuts over them. He went to a bar one night and noticed
a fat woman walk in. Well he literally wet his pants, so
he went over to her and eventually ended up at her house,
and sweet talked his way into her bed.
Anyway, they started fucking away and after awhile the
guy says, "Can we turn the light off please?"
"Why," said the fat woman, "Am I that ugly?"
"No," replied the guy, "It's just that while I'm fucking you
I keep burning my ass on the light bulb!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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