THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
While two dogs are fighting for a bone,
a third runs away with it.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, 'dad's day' is done for another year eh?
We went "up north" to spend the day at a
fam reunion with the "outlaws". a good time
was had by all. The park had a great swimming
hole for the kids. the old fashioned kind that
even had a tire on a rope. So the kids had a blast
and even Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat had a good
dip also. The dog "took to the water" very naturally.
I think he likes the water cuz of his swim over here
when he was a youngin? :) hehe.
It provided a great opportunity also to
enjoy our first nice long ride in the new ride we
have. Used the cruise controls for the first time
since we bought it. Most of the driving we do is
"around town" stuff. Surprised me too that it had
a pretty decent ride for as small a car as it is.
The war department got stopped by the boys in blue:)
They clocked her doing 75 in a 55. After a couple
of dutifully repentant yes sirs, no sirs, and I am
sorry sirs, the officer let her off with just a warning.
To which she replied "oh thank you sir!" and away
we went. Sometimes a little politeness will get u
a long ways.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
installing drivers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m001.html
intuition
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m002.html
love is like
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m003.html
can I have a raise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m004.html
call back later
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m005.html
test answers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m006.html
a water bed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m007.html
happily ever after
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m008.html
dearly beloved
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m009.html
the weight lifter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Little Kid Ruins Wedding Dress Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1720.html
Just For Laughs: Gags
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1721.html
Sexy Dress Sucked By Perverted Street Cleaner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1722.html
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed
out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test
was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor
noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test
with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student
got back his test and $53 change.
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At the cinema a man noticed a young woman sitting all by herself.
He was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and was
playing herself furiously. He moved to the next seat to her and offered his help.
She welcomed his help, and so the man started playing her like crazy.
When he tired and withdrew his hand, he was surprised to see her
go back to work on herself with both hands.
Wasn't I good enough?" he asked sheepishly.
"Great," she said, "but these crabs are still itching!"
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Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept
hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the
message never sank in. Finally I thought of a clever way to make the
point.
When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the
tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed me a
toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might
as well sweep the sidewalks."
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I blame my dad for my poor sex life.
All he told me was, "the man goes on top
and the woman underneath."
For three years my wife and
I slept on bunk beds.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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