THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Life is like a dick - simple, straight, relaxed
and hanging free. It's the women who make it hard
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Took me a lonnnnnnnnnggg time over the years,
but I finally solved that little bugger...
Next, I'm gonna learn how to program my vcr!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the hospital
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President Clinton
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A Vermont teddy bear
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first time
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how many times have I told you
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preserves
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boing
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100% cotton
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water skiing in 3rd world countries
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
United Airlines - Commercial
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Funniest Hidden Camera Prank
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Living Statue Prank
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The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is
reported to have received numerous calls:
"Single Black Female seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good-looking girl
who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding
in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips,
cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners
will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way
and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you
get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane
Society about an eight week-old black Labrador retriever.
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The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified,
well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Natalie," the man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No, I must see Natalie" was the man's reply.
Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she
charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out
ten one-hundred dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they
went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie.
Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a
row-too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The price was still
$1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they
went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded
that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie
and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man.
"No one has ever used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina."
"Really?" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney.
She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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