THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!!
Let justice be done, though the world perish
lucius tarquinius priscus
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Wow, what a great morning we have today!
DID YOU KNOW IT IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE?
Yes, it is rainy, cold, foggy, and a chil
in the air that almost made the furnace
kick in last night! But u know what? I am not
complaining. Yesterday, I bought the war
department our first brand new car. with zero
miles on it. After 32 years, its about time.
She has always preferred Cavaliers. In
the past 15 years or more, we have had 4 of
them, all old junkers. Every one of them ran like a top.
(even tho I dislike the type of car myself, I
cannot complain.) it is my gift to her. Got a new
Chevvy Cruze, the new version of the old.
She does not know it yet, so I can hardly wait
to pull up in the driveway with it today
and hand her the keys:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman.
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THE COMICS
I was young
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hey child
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make way
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of course
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I'm thrilled
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safest restaurant on earth
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nag nag nag
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bye bye baby
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playin chicken
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Adam and Eve
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
new regulations
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home improvement
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Jango the dog
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no dummy
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Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. his last battle
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. at the bottom of the page
Q. What is the main reason for divorce?
A. marriage
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Lunch & dinner
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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether
or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup
and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because
it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed
near the window?"
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A 75-year-old woman had a baby and when she returned from the
hospital, her friends visited her to see the new baby.
She invited them in and told them they could see the baby after
having a cup of tea. After tea, they asked again, but she fobbed
them off by telling them she wanted to talk some more.
Eventually, they got impatient and insisted they see the child,
but she told them they would have to wait until the baby cried.
"Why"? they asked.
"Because I've forgotten where I left it!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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